Fat people amuse me

I work out at the gym regularly and these are some of my observations. Every year in January the amount of people working out in the gym doubles. This is because all of the fatties have New Year's resolutions to lose weight. Around March about 90% of them, 52.7% of the time my statistics are 93.2% correct, will drop out. The remaining 10% of the New Year's resolution fatties are even more amusing. Every time I get on the bike I swear there is some 300 pounder sitting there, pedaling at about 10 rpm, and watching TV at the same time. If you can spin the pedals once every six seconds I guess that entitles you to a double cheeseburger.